2 August 2019: I don’t know what happenned with you, but you always came back to my mind. I always thought I was derping around but sadly I wasn’t. You left a scar on me like a Succubus would do… I’ve been through hell and meet Samael. Honestly, even if I die, I’ll never forget … Continue reading Succubus

I’ll die alone. It’s ok. Someone has to invest into cats and dildonics.

Orders food for me. Asks to split the bill. Make up ur mind, bro.

It’s a bad idea to tell that I can team you IT after we hook up. Gentoo isn’t a non user-friendly OS, we just picky with our users.

On a first date, the following is a bad idea: – Asking the person’s adress. If she tells you “close to here”, it’s because it’s not normal to share the exact street, number and postal code. – Not talking and looking away. This just makes you look weird. – Bars that serve you Boreale instead … Continue reading Tip of the day

Sometimes people ask you why you don’t want to give them your cell or meet them. It’s very sad, but sometimes you have to explain them that it will not work out, since we’re at different stages of… evolution…

So I met a funny & interesting guy, which taste in music matched mine. He’s a bit short, but hey, I’m not perfect either, at least he got brains, cuz he’s a QA engineer!   I wish I kept this friendship strictly online. I would not be disappointed by another weirdo. He arrived in a suit… … Continue reading Psychos everywhere…

So I’ve met this guy, luckily, not in real life. He was quite “good material”. Tall, blone, blue eyes, engineer of some kind. He was also syrian, however, I’ve decided to not be close minded. He was pretty smart, had great sense of humour and was interesting to talk to. Almost prince charming. However, that … Continue reading Tall, blonde, blue eyes, smart, manipulative piece of shit

This guy messaged me. He didn’t seem stupid, rather all the opposite. He also knew what he was looking for, a whife and a mother for his future kids. He’s a team leader of this very intelligent computer programmer people and everybody listens to him. He also just got a brand new house and new … Continue reading Another Narcissist

Why… Why that hot dude that meets “the checklist” requirements resulted to be a piece of shit? WHYYYYYY?!  Aperances are deceiving. I guess that’s what life tried to teach me with those ridiculous dates. I’m used to American dudes expecting to split the bill, I can survive it, but it’s the first time ever, when … Continue reading A Vegan Nazi Buddist

Y u “like” all my posts so aggressively? I thought u sayed “Good night”… and why from all the pictures of different “pretty” and “dressed” levels, you only liked the one with my sports car…

Sometimes, I think I’m too exigent. Sometimes, I think I’m looking for a prince charming that does not exist (I want a tauren on a black war kodo) Sometimes, I think I’m too critical of people. Sometimes, I don’t trust my intuition when it’s screaming at me, because I think I’m crazy.     However, … Continue reading Knowledge is power

I won’t be making graphs. The guy I really like, has the time to spend at least 2h per day on dating sites, but does not have the time to write to me.   That’s after asking me to write to him, which I did twice.  I got no response of course…     Should … Continue reading Ignorance is a bliss

I seriously don’t know why american boys are so exited about dating girls in IT. I’ve just finished automating the stalking process of a guy I really like. Now I can simply consult the logs which are written on a 5 minute basis.   … and it’s only the second date…     EDIT: After … Continue reading Stalker

Punctuation and spelling has been preserved:   Allow me to introduce myself. I’m playfully dichotomous. I’m a loving narcassist. I’m available, yet dans la lune. I’m imperfect, like a chipped tooth. But I could be the imperfection that helps put a definitive stamp on our time together, before the sands of time blend into another … Continue reading Someone, who would actually enjoy to fuck himself

According to the dating sites:   I should meet each person I’ve ever said hi, otherwise I’m one of the “evil” girls that trick poor man and make them wet their pillow all night. I’m a dominatrix My eyes are anime size   I think I’m getting another cat, a collection of dildos and alcoholism. … Continue reading Balls are no longuer in fashion.